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Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Hari tanpa beg plastik: Have you ever look at your local lake/river/drain recently?
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Malaysian Government blocks File Sharing websites
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Why I don't trust MLM (Multi Level Marketing)
“The higher the risk, the bigger the reward”
Friday, May 27, 2011
"Raja Lawak"; Who do you think we are, a bunch of five year olds?
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Going to College Doesn’t Make You Smart
I remember the first word I said after I’ve found out my SPM results, “crap”, Yeah that’s it, crap, now what?, well, my mother told me that I should go and apply for college, at that time I was pretty naïve and all I thought was that, without a college degree, I’m pretty much a hopeless prick and the only job I could’ve get would’ve been “jaga”.
So here I am, waiting for my final semester to begin, and all I could think of is, what the hell does a “Degree” has anything to do with jobs (or a diploma for that matter). I remember my father used to say, “If you have a diploma (any kind of diploma will do), you can be an inspector in the Malaysian Police Force” – my father was a policeman - . So that’s it?, diploma equals inspector, easy isn’t it, so let me get this straight, let’s say that you have a diploma in say, “accounting”, and you’ve learned all the ledgers, balance sheets, economics, etc and now, you’ve found yourself standing in the middle of “balai polis” as an inspector, and one day, your boss says, “hey, we’ve found a dead hooker in a lake, go do your thing, investigate! ”, you will soon realize that you’re not going to be able to use anything you’ve learned in college, not one bit. And the worst part is, it doesn’t matter what kind of courses you’d taken in college, it is not going to matter, unless it is CSI related (forensic), yeah, that might help.
Here's another thing, CGPA, for those of you who’s never been to college, CGPA stands for “Cumulative Grade Point Average”, in other words, it means The-Sum-Of-How-Much-Info-You-Can-Crammed-Into-Your-Head-In-One-Semester-Before-You’ll-Forget-All-About-It-The-Following-Semester. To me, CGPA doesn’t really make sense, for example, I’m currently studying for my Degree in Mechanical Engineering, and my current CGPA is 2.7 (it’ll probably get lower by the time I graduate, if I’m able to graduate at all), all I need to do after I’ve graduated is find a good cable (people on the inside) or work in a crappy engineering company for a couple of years before moving to a bigger company for the obvious reason (money). I’ve heard lots of stories about people who’ve never learned engineering (at least’s not formally) working in an oil and gas company doing engineering related stuff, Now why does such thing happened, well, first of all, if you live in Malaysia, seniority is No.1 and the rest is No.2 (that includes your SPM result, CGPA, and all the other crap that you think might help you in a job interview) , and apparently, Companies in Malaysia are too lazy to train new employees all the basic crap, so now, if you’re a top fresh engineering graduate, you can be considered the same level as someone who’s never seen a screw driver before, and that theory implies to any other courses, management, IT, Human resource, you name it, and by the time you've been considered as a “senior”, HR won’t even ask for your CGPA, they don’t even care, all they want to know is; how long have you worked in this kind of field, what important stuff have you learned in your previous experience, do you have good work ethics, and the most famous; how low can we pay you for us to drain your energy and force you to work like a dog in our company.
The idea of getting a degree or trying to archive higher CGPA has been with us since our days in primary school. That was the days before we even knew what “sex” means. Remember when we were getting brainwashed to get 5As or 8As in our PMR, yeah, I remember that day, it sucks. School only praises the left-brained students; left-brainers tend to be good at analytical things; like math, physics, chemistry, so naturally, teachers love them, and for the right-brainers, school was a pretty boring experience; the endless homework, the Am-I-Suppose-To-Understand-This-Sh*t, and etc etc. Daniel H. Pink, author of the book “A Whole New Mind: Why Right-Brainers Will Rule the Future” wrote;
“ The future belongs to a different kind of person with a different kind of mind: artists, inventors, storytellers-creative and holistic "right-brain" thinkers whose abilities mark the fault line between who gets ahead and who doesn't ”
He also wrote that computers can replace the analytical ability posses by left-brained people but it is impossible for computers to replace the creative ability posses by right-brained people.
So there you go, going to college doesn’t make you smart, it’ll just makes you qualified for something that does not need qualification, like being a policeman, supply-chain manager, government servant, even primary school teacher. Degrees are like visas or passports, it is just a protocol, it is just “you must have this, before you can do that” kind of protocol. I think this protocol should only be use to enter hardcore jobs; like doctor, or pilot, but if you’ve decided to become say; an air traffic controller, you’d be better off not going to college and use your pathetic SPM results instead.
Monday, April 25, 2011
What the hell are these “Mat Negro” doing here and what the hell is wrong with you Malaysian girls?
Africa, the land of Genocide, Corruption, and famine, it’s safe to say that nothing good can come from Africa except from the recent FIFA World Cup coverage and a couple of tigers in Zoo Negara. So naturally I don’t trust Africans (Mat Negro) that much. Recently, I went to a third world country (which is not in Africa) and have a little chat with an African man; he was a South African citizen, and he introduced himself as Hussein or Hassan (I don’t really remember his name), so long story short, he is one of the thousands of really horny African men who really-really want to come to Malaysia, so, as a well informed Malaysian about the subject of what’s going on in his country when it comes to “Mat Negro”, I acted stupid, trust me, you don’t want to know the reasons he gave me for wanting to come to Malaysia, because most of them are bullsh*t (well, actually all of them are Bullsh*t), but the interesting part was “how”, so, how do you think these Negros came to our country? There are many ways for them to enter this country, the most famous is to use a student pass, but this Hussein guy wanted to enter Malaysia as a tourist guide, so he can take some of us to South Africa and introduce his country to us, really?, so naturally, I acted impressed, he said that he needed me to find a good contact person in Malaysia to give him some kind of a pass to enter Malaysia legally because he said that he has been blindly rejected by Malaysian embassy when he tried to a apply for a visa (LOL, I wonder why).
So there you go, another Mat Negro trick uncovered, you can now add that to the list of tricks used by Mat Negros in Malaysia including black money, fake made-in-Africa-goods, and of course, the famous I-have-inherited-1-million-dollar-and-I-need-you-to-keep-that-money-for-me scam, also known as the Nigerian money scam. I don’t know what happened to that Hussein guy because I just gave him my fake phone number and e-mail address.
So, what else? What could possibly happen if these Negros come to Malaysia?
Well, This, A Malaysian girl, from Sarawak, her name is Marylyne Sandra Sapat,22, and she has been persuaded by a Negro to be his lover by buying her laptop, Belanja makan, etc, in the end, she ends up in jail somewhere in China awaiting death penalty for smuggling in 0.7 Kg of heroin. As I’m writing this, I ask myself one question;
What the hell is wrong with Malaysian girls?
As you know, African men are very good conversationalists because they can cheat and persuade whomever they please, in other words, they’re very good at “Talking Cock”. Now, enter the dumb, naïve, stupid, easily influenced, weak-minded, emotionally driven Malaysian Girls (usually Malay, Sabahan and Sarawakian girls who came from the Kampungs and I did say “usually”). Haven’t you girls ever read the news, or are you just too busy playing Facebook to give a crap about what’s happening in the real world out there? And why it is always (well mostly) the Bumiputra girls who falls for this sh*t? Why not Chinese or Indian girls? Well let me tell you why, before I say this, I wanted to apologize in advance because what I’m about to say will be ugly.
WARNING: If you’re a Bumiputra girl who can’t take a little criticism, then I suggest you don’t read what I’m about to write next. I don't want to be held responsible for your emotional breakdown. I'll say it as it is.
The reason why only Bumiputra girls who falls for this sh*t is because Bumiputra girls are cheap, and I don’t mean cheap as in calling them a whore, what I mean cheap is that we (as guys) don’t need to spend a lot of money to date you, we just need to be caring enough to persuade you to do anything, and that can get and will get you into trouble, so Chinese girls are expensive then? Well, sort of, ask any Chinese guy and the answer is simple, “Money”, if you don’t have it, you can kiss her *ss goodbye. To date a Chinese girl, you must have lots of Money, a house, a car and everything else that makes living in this country pleasant, Mat Negros, don’t have any of those. Am I suggesting that Bumiputra girls should be like the Chinese? Well, no, all I’m saying is that their different attitudes towards guys, saved their *sses from getting screwed by Negros.
So lesson learned then, first, don’t trust African men and second, if you’re a girl, especially a Malay girl, DON’T BE STUPID.
Monday, April 4, 2011
Slow Motion Dance Video for Japan
This dance video was created by a music/dance group World Order which is led by former martial artist Genki sudo, it was intended to give a massage of hope to the people of Japan in this trying times.
The disaster unfolding in Japan; earthquakes, Tsunamis, and Nuclear explosion will shape a new Japan in the future. So, if you live in Japan and you found your car a couple of kilometers away from where you left it, my thoughts are with you.
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